It was just before Christmas in the courtroom, and the judge was in a happy mood. He asked the accused, ‘What are you charged with?’
The accused replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early’.
‘That’s no crime’, said the judge. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’
‘Before the shop opened’, answered the accused.
My Etsy shop’s open and decked out for its first Christmas, so no problems with early shopping here!
Posting about shopping is not usually what I blog about, so I thank you for this seasonal indulgence! And I can’t resist one more funny:
What do hip hop artists do on Christmas?